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Terrifying photo special: 'Electric Cannon' anal orgasmo-probe in use ... on a BULL

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Does this thing go up to 11?

Ruben prepares to hit the button on the ejaculator

Hmmm... Does this thing go up to 11?

...and positioned himself to collect a semen sample:

Attempting to collect semen in a tube

Come on then...

The bull oysters are collected in a tube surrounded by a bag of water at 36°C. This is to prevent the sperm immediately popping their tails in cold weather, Rubén explained.

Everyone waits while Ruben attempts a collection

Waiting for the money shot

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