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Warning: Smegma

However, this light 'nad tickling was actually the prelude to inserting a raspador (scraper) into the bull's urethra to obtain a sample of smegma.

Ruben inserts the scraper into the bull's penis

This won't hurt a bit

This is bagged and tagged and sent off to the lab, where it's tested for presence of the protozoan parasite Tritrichomonas foetus and the bacteria Campylobacter fetus.

Ruben inspects the sample from the bull's penis

Right, get this to the lab asap

With the foreplay over, poor old Israel got to insert the ejaculator probe in the bull's behind:

Inserting the ejaculator probe up the bull's rectum

Gently does it

The ejaculator fully inserted

Ok, let her rip

Rubén now fired up the orgasmatron...

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