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Terrifying photo special: 'Electric Cannon' anal orgasmo-probe in use ... on a BULL

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At this point, the bull wan't looking at all impressed

The farmers persuade the bull into a pen

Giving it some stick

...then Israel drew the short straw and got literally stuck into what must rank in the top ten "worst jobs ever", viz: removing faeces from the animal's rear end. He admitted: "It's a dirty job but someone's got to do it."

Removing faeces from the bull's rear end

It's a dirty job, but someone has to do it

Rather you than me mate, seriously. At this point, the bull wan't looking at all impressed ...

The bull looks out rather angrily from the pen

Let me out of here and I'll have the lot of you

...but a quick testicular massage doubtless gave the creature the impression that his ordeal might after all have a happy ending:

Ruben massages the bull's nether regions

Promise of a happy ending

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