Feeds

LOHAN doomsday box dubbed BRASTRAP

Snappy elastic backronym wins RockBLOCK Iridium satellite comms unit

  • alert
  • submit to reddit

Intelligent flash storage arrays

The results of our reader poll are in, and we're delighted to report that our Low Orbit Helium Assisted Navigator (LOHAN) doomsday box will forthwith be officially known as the Big Red Abort Switch To Release Aerial Payload, aka BRASTRAP.

Dave Akerman's emergency cut-down box

So, it's congratulations to reader Steve Davis for his winning effort, which secures him a RockBLOCK Iridium satellite comms unit, courtesy of our chums down at Rock Seven.

Top and bottom views of the RockBLOCK

BRASTRAP was the clear winner of our poll, securing 400 votes. Chuck McManis's suggestion MILEY (Manually Initiated LOHAN Emergency Yield) was second with 117 thumbs up, while Daniel Reader-Powell secured 103 votes and third spot with TWERK (Terminal Wireless Emergency Rockblock Killswitch).

Thanks to everyone who participated, and remember that Rock Seven is offering all Reg readers a 10 per cent discount on the RockBLOCK until the end of September.

Proceed here, throw a Rockblock into your shopping basket, and use the code REGISTER2013 to claim your discount.

For anyone wondering what all this tomfoolery is about, BRASTRAP will, if required in case of emergency, command the mission's onboard Iridium-Arduino sandwich to cut down the helium-filled balloon carrying our Vulture 2 spaceplane aloft.

As you can see from the above photo, there's a key switch to power BRASTRAP up, at which point the red LED lights to show "power on and booting". The amber LED indicates RockBLOCK connection status. To command the abort, LOHAN team member Dave "Blofeld" Akerman will lift the toggle switch cover, and hold the switch up while simultaneously pressing the red abort button.

The green LED will flash to confirm the cut-down command has been sent, then light continuously when the the deed is done. There's more on the abort set-up here.

Now, if you'll excuse me, the LOHAN team touches down in Madrid this evening, so I'm off to Barajas Airport to collect our elite ballocket squad. ®


Further LOHAN resources:

  • New to LOHAN? Try this mission summary for enlightenment.
  • You can find full LOHAN coverage right here.
  • Join the expert LOHAN debate down at Reg forums.
  • All the LOHAN and Paper Aircraft Released Into Space (PARIS) vids live on YouTube.
  • For our SPB photo archive, proceed directly to Flickr.
  • We sometimes indulge in light consensual tweeting, as you can see here.

LOHAN - A Special Projects Bureau production in association with...

  • 3T RPD logo
  • University of Southampton logo
  • Applied Vacuum Engineering logo
  • Escher Technologies
  • Flashpoint Fireworks logo
  • HAB Supplies logo
  • Rock 7 logo

Paper Aircraft Released Into Space

Remote control for virtualized desktops

More from The Register

next story
Antarctic ice THICKER than first feared – penguin-bot boffins
Robo-sub scans freezing waters, rocks warming models
I'll be back (and forward): Hollywood's time travel tribulations
Quick, call the Time Cops to sort out this paradox!
Your PHONE is slowly KILLING YOU
Doctors find new Digitillnesses - 'text neck' and 'telepressure'
Reuse the Force, Luke: SpaceX's Elon Musk reveals X-WING designs
And a floating carrier for recyclable rockets
Britain's HUMAN DNA-strewing Moon mission rakes in £200k
3 days, and Kickstarter moves lander 37% nearer takeoff
Rosetta science team thinks Philae might come to life in the spring
And disclose the biggest surprise of Comet 67P
Bond villains lament as Wicked Lasers withdraw death ray
Want to arm that shark? Better get in there quick
prev story

Whitepapers

Free virtual appliance for wire data analytics
The ExtraHop Discovery Edition is a free virtual appliance will help you to discover the performance of your applications across the network, web, VDI, database, and storage tiers.
Forging a new future with identity relationship management
Learn about ForgeRock's next generation IRM platform and how it is designed to empower CEOS's and enterprises to engage with consumers.
How to determine if cloud backup is right for your servers
Two key factors, technical feasibility and TCO economics, that backup and IT operations managers should consider when assessing cloud backup.
High Performance for All
While HPC is not new, it has traditionally been seen as a specialist area – is it now geared up to meet more mainstream requirements?
Business security measures using SSL
Examines the major types of threats to information security that businesses face today and the techniques for mitigating those threats.