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Curiosity's MYSTERY MARS find: NASA reveals THE TRUTH

Strange dust may today unlock secrets of Martian life

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Pic NASA will show the world today just what its Curiosity rover discovered in its study of the first Martian rock powder sample.

First Curiosity drilling sample in the scoop

SCOOP! Yes, Curiosity scooped up this soil from Martian surface

The space agency will hold a press conference at 1700 GMT (1000 PDT, 1300 EDT) to reveal the results of the roving robotic science lab's analysis of the grey-green dust it drilled from a rock on 8 February.

The powder is the first of its kind ever collected from Mars as Curiosity is the first rover with a robotic-arm-mounted drill to penetrate the Red Planet's stones.

After the nuclear-powered droid bored into the Martian surface and collected the sample, the resulting oddly hued powder has been through its chemistry and mineralogy instrument and its built-in sample analysis components to figure out what it's made of.

The sample-drilling is part of Curiosity's ongoing two-year mission to see if Mars has ever had or could ever support microbial life. The powder comes from a fine-grained, veiny sedimentary rock named "John Klein" in honour of a Mars Science Laboratory deputy project manager who died in 2011. The rock was chosen because it could hold evidence of wet environmental conditions on ancient Mars.

The press conference will be streamed live on NASA TV. ®

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Detailed analysis revealed the sample to contain up to 17% equine contaminants.

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Spoiler Alert

My guess.. the powdered remains of whatever alien the rover found and then blasted with its nuclear powered laser. Rumours that the rover's speech synthesis setup has been programmed to scream "exterminate! exterminate!" in the event of first contact may or may not be false.

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I'm pretty sure they will conclude they found an authentic Martian sex stone... in other words, just another fucking rock!

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