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Reg Hardware Awards 2012: The Winners...

...and The Loser

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Almost 17,000 votes were cast by Reg readers when we asked you all to name the best - and the worst - tech products of 2012.

We asked you to tell us which kit you though most warranted a Reg Hardware Award from shortlists in a variety of categories: laptop, tablet, e-reader, home entertainment device and smartphone, but we also asked you to pick your favourite technology retailer, media service provider and mobile service provider.

We know you like your games, so we asked you to choose the best game of 2012 and to select the classic title you think most worthy of a place in our Antique Codeshow Hall of Fame.

Finally, giving you the rein, we asked you to name the best technology product of 2012 - and the choose the worst, to receive our decidedly uncoveted Rusty Dodo Award.

All your votes are in, and we’ve totted up the tallies, so here are the winners.

Laptop of the Year

Apple MacBook Pro 15in with Retina Display

Runners Up Lenovo ThinkPad X1 Carbon, Samsung Series 7

Tablet of the Year

Asus Google Nexus 7

Runners Up Apple iPad 4, Samsung Galaxy Note 2

Smartphone of the Year

Samsung Galaxy S III

Runners Up Apple iPhone 5, LG Google Nexus 4

E-Reader of the Year

Amazon Kindle Paperwhite

Runners Up Amazon Kindle, Asus Google Nexus 7

Home Entertainment Product of the Year

Humax YouView DTR-T1000 IPTV Freeview DVR

Runners Up Sony KD-84X9005 84in ultra-HD TV, LG 55LM960V 55in Smart TV

Tech Retailer of the Year

Amazon

Runners Up Ebuyer, John Lewis

Media Service Provider of the Year

Netflix

Runners Up Freeview HD, Sky

Mobile Service Provider of the Year

Three

Runners Up EE 4G, O2

Game of the Year

Call of Duty: Black Ops 2

Runners Up Borderlands 2, Dishonored

Antique Codeshow Hall of Fame Award

Lemmings

Runners Up Half-life, Carmageddon

How did the voting go? In most cases, the winner in each category was clear, garnering two or three times as many votes as its nearest rival. There were exceptions: in the Media Service Provider of the Year vote, Netflix was ahead of Freeview HD by a relatively small margin, not much between the top three e-readers, but only a handful of points separated the major Mobile Service Providers. Likewise, Half-Life scored almost as many votes as Lemmings in the Antique Code Show Hall of Fame voting, but the small blue suicide squads just clinched the award. Maybe next year, Half-life fans?

And now for Product of the Year. We got some interesting, possibly sanity questioning suggestions, most notably "the Olympics opening ceremony", though there is a certain logic to it. Less so "fish fingers" and "Jaffa Cakes" - both tasty items but not what we were really after. El Reg's Editor was particularly tickled by the suggestion "Lewis Page Bullshit Generator v2" - as was the girlfriend of the (chap?) who voted for "my partner's rampant rabbit".

There were lots of votes for various Apple items and an assortment of Samsung-branded kit appeared on the list, but after totting up the numbers and adding in extra ones for folk who mis-spelled the names, we can announced that the Reg Hardware Product of the Year 2012 is the:

Google Nexus 7

Honorable Runner Up Raspberry Pi

The votes for the Rusty Dodo Award comprised pretty much the same products that appeared in the Product of the Year list - though we notice the latter did not include Windows 8, which did make the list of products you think are a bit duff. Again, pretty much every recent Samsung tech toy garnered at least one vote, but again by totting up all the suggestions and variations on a theme, the Rusty Dodo Award 2012 goes to:

Apple

I'm cancelling my subscription!

The Antique Code Show award going to Lemmings is typical of the anti-Carmageddon BIAS that has ruined this once-fine website. Your writers are nothing but paid SHILLS gobbling away at the Amiga/Psygnosis danglies for all the filthy lucre you can get. And the readers are just SHEEP. SHEEP damnit!

Where's the Reg tombstone icon when I need it?

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Re: I'm cancelling my subscription!

Philip Lew- I mean, Code Monkey, has it ever occurred to you that maybe there are just a lot of people who don't like Stainless Games' products, and prefer those of their competitors?

When people feel the need to defend their beloved Stainless Games by dismissing everyone who doesn't adore them as "Stainless haters", it reminds me of the term "Suppressive Person" used by certain other fanatics.

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Re: The Apple what?

Philip Lewis, has it ever occurred to you that maybe there are just a lot of people who don't like Apple's products, and prefer those of their competitors?

When people feel the need to defend their beloved Apple by dismissing everyone who doesn't adore them as "Apple haters", it reminds me of the term "Suppressive Person" used by certain other fanatics.

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Re: The Apple what? - @ Philip Lewis

Philip - why do you care so much about this? You are clearly far too involved in a really trivial thing. Perhaps you are a little obsessed yourself?

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Re: The Apple what?

Which bit wasn't a black eye?

The tedious little note added to their site regarding a UK court hearing that suggested UK courts are rubbish? (Which i don't particularly disagree with, they are, but it's not for Apple to be hinting at that).

The whole maps issue?

The lackluster release of products this last year doing nothing to really innovate at all? (Not that i am saying any company actually did, Samsung probably did more than Apple in the last year though, like it or hate it).

The continuation of these pointless, pointless court cases?

I could probably go on but i can't be bothered to go digging. Apple have had a bad year, both technology wise and PR wise. Maybe you need to start actually looking at what Apple did over the last year before you start trying to summon a hoard of fan boys frothing at the mouth from your imagination to explain survey results as anything other than they are.

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