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SMARTPHONES make TEENS have SEX with STRANGERS

Pocket-stroker mobes and rumpy pumpy linked yet again

Teens with internet-enabled phones will have more sex with fewer condoms, research at the University of Southern California has found. And the mobe-inspired jigjig was more likely to be with a stranger they met on the internet.

Having a smartphone opened up "a risky avenue" said the researchers: finding a correlation between mobile internet access and sexual activity - for teenagers at least.

High-schoolers with smartphones are 1.5 times more to be sexually active than teens with less fully-featured mobiles.

The teens with (for example) iPhones, were twice as likely to be approached for sex on the internet and twice as likely to have sex with someone they met on the internet. 17% of smartphone owners were approached for sex online by someone they didn't know.

The results of this highly important scientific survey were presented at the 140th Annual meeting of the American Public Health Association yesterday. The researchers surveyed 1,840 high-school students in the Los Angeles last year to gather the results; one third of the teens accessed the internet on their phone.

Non-heterosexual kids were five times as likely to have sex with someone they met on the internet, and it seems like teens were less likely to have safe sex on internet hookups.

Speaking to the Mail, Eric Rice of the School of Social Work at the University of Southern California suggested that it wasn't the network packet flow itself that was encouraging sexual behaviour in the youngsters, but rather that the phone acted as a tool to enable the behaviour.

Sadly there was no information on the type of smartphones used and what impact that had on sexual activity.

However previous scientific research on the area has suggested that iPhone owners have more sexual partners than those with Blackberries - iPhone owners get more sex - or Androids, and also that Android owners were more likely to put out. It's a complicated picture. ®

So...

... this has nothing to do with the lamentable state of sex education in the USA and the influence of the Moral Minority who think that promoting abstinence whilst ensuring ignorance is actually a good way of preventing teen pregnancies...

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Fewer?

"Teens with internet-enabled phones will have more sex with fewer condoms,"

Good lord, I've only ever used one at a time... even before I had a smart phone.

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Re: this reminds me of my favourite statistic

Sounds to me like the great statistic "Most accidents happen at home" yes, because we spend most of our time at home.

"People with smart phones were 1.5x more likely to find people to diddle on the internet" yeah, because they spend 1.5x more time on the internet thanks to the smart phones.

"And the ones with smart phones were twice as likely to actually do something with the strangers they meet" of course they are. The kids with smartphones are probably the ones who got a ferrari for their 16th, while the kids with normal phones are probably the mouth breathers who wno't get laid until their 30's anyway.

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Re: Why would I need a "smart" phone??

To get sex.

Apparently it's more fun than phone calls and text messages.

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and > Non-heterosexual kids...5x more sex with someone they met on the internet

So LGBT kids - at school generally either firmly if precariously in the closet or at the eye of the bullying storm - show an elevated tendency to find sexual partners over the internet. Anybody surprised by this result needs an empathy transfusion pronto - we should celebrate the fact that modern kids have better and safer ways of exploring central parts of their lives than their parents ever did!

...except of course for the fall in barrier protection - too many impromptu decisions? And how should we address that?

(a) delete the internet, or at the least restrict mobile phone ownership to over 20s

(b) preach many more hellfire sermons

(c) do some decent sex ed. Make it blunt, frank, universal - and get the message across that nice girls and boys carry condoms, if not always for themselves then for their less prudent friends.

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