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Dry martini, shaken not stirred: Cracking the physics of Bond's martini

Esters, Vespers and giving a damn!

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Ice and the importance of shaken versus stirred

Chilling is vital: neat or almost-neat spirits are hard to drink at room temperature and chilling keeps the alcohol cold until it hits your esophagus, where it starts to evaporate, making it easier to drink. Ice is also vital for one other factor: melting water produces the infusion of unattached H2O that snips open the esters.

Shaking the alcohol mixture with ice, as opposed to heretically stirring it, is probably one of the best ways to chill the cocktail. The best would be to put the ingredients plus glassware in the freezer beforehand and then add some merely cool or room-temperature water while mixing***, but the use of room-temperature ingredients and ice in a shaker might produce more meltwater and yield a "wetter" and - accepting the theory of ester-snippage - potentially more flavoursome cocktail.

"As long as you get some melt on to the ice you're laughing," Jackson says. "If you have everything in the freezer and it's all below zero you won't get any melt."

It's doubtful Fleming was too concerned with the physics and thermal dynamics of shaken versus stirred in 1952, but his pick was significant. It meant that Bond, even in a modern world full of freezers, favoured the classic method: shaking was the way cocktails were made between the wars, in the better bars and clubs and country houses.

Fleming introduced Bond's martini to make a point. He had moved in Bond's supposed milieu while drinking at Dukes and mixing quietly with the elite of Westminster and Whitehall during WWII. Fleming wanted to show that his hero - an intelligence officer - not only mixed with the big boys but drank like them too: hence a martini, and certainly gin in that crowd at that time. (Fleming revealed to his doctor at the end of the war that he was polishing off a bottle of gin every day.) Adding vodka? A nod to the modern.

You'd be forgiven for walking straight past Dukes, which is buried in a quiet back street off tourist-filled Piccadilly. Occasional Reg research/team-bonding trips have also shown that it can be hard to remember where it is (or anything else that happened that evening) even once you've been there.

Talking in his bar, free of music and flat-screen TVs, Palazzi is unequivocal about the impact Bond has had on the martini in drinking culture. Quite simply, he's popularized it: Palazzi claims to mix 200 martinis on a busy day in his tiny bar. Also, he reckons, gin is on its way back - just as the classic Vesper is now seen in the movies in preference to the simple American-style dry vodka martini of yesteryear.

Ironically, for all his talk of physics and style, Jackson the scientist's favourite moment in Bond when it comes to the martini is 007's least sophisticated. Asked how he'd like his martini at one point in Casino Royale, Bond snaps back:

"Do I look like I give a damn?!"

"That's interesting because it's the anti-image, and that is there in the books because he is fussy and does care about what he gets!" Jackson says. ®

Bootnotes

*Kina Lillet, nowadays known simply as "Lillet" or "Lillet Blanc", wouldn't be considered a vermouth at all by many. Back when Fleming was writing, it contained bitter quinine and as such would probably be termed a quinquina and considered separate from vermouths along with such drinks as Dubonnet - though some vermouths also have quinine in them. White Lillet no longer contains any quinine - hence the absence of the term "Kina". Though no longer a quinquina, it's not clear that Lillet has become vermouth now simply by being a French aperitif. Certainly a Virgin Atlantic first-class bartender in Quantum of Solace, serving Bond an improbably large number of Vespers apparently containing Kina Lillet preserved from long ago, specifies that it is "not a vermouth". -Ed

**Though some producers, noting the manner in which whiskey/whisky distillers manage to add flavour (and often a colossal price premium) to their products by such means as leaving them in variously-prepared wooden barrels for a few years, have taken to using similar methods on otherwise flavourless vodka. And according to some scientists, there may anyway be perceptible differences between apparently identical alcohol/water solutions, which can nonetheless be different one from another in the way the water arranges itself molecularly around the alcohol. - Ed

***This is done in certain bars, and sometimes the resulting cocktails are then kept ready poured in a freezer to cope with high demand - for instance at Harry's Bar in Venice. The keeping of glasses, vodka etc in the freezer and addition of water rather than ice is also favoured at home by some Register staff. Some Vultures also avoid gin, and favour other American heresies such as that committed by Leiter in the most recent Casino Royale when he imitates Bond and orders a Vesper - but then adds: "my friend - hold the fruit". The little bit of salt from brine-soaked olives could be considered every bit as essential as oil from lemon peel. In any case it's distressingly common to see people peeling the lemon ages beforehand or well away from the drink, and so missing out on most or all of the oil. -Ed

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