Vote now for the ULTIMATE BACON SARNIE
The moment of porcine truth has arrived...
Poll Right, you lovely people, the moment has arrived to settle once and for all that matter of most monumentous moment: just what constitutes the ultimate bacon sarnie.
As you'll recall, the porcine polemic kicked off when we pitched German delicacy Bauernfrühstück against the sacred pork-based assemblage in one of our post-pub nosh deathmatches.
After considerable and heated reader debate, we invited photographic submissions of your contenders for the title. Those of you who weren't too hung over - or indeed still gobbing of in comments - rose magnificently to the challenge.
Too magnificently, it must be said. Please spare a thought for this poor hack who had to wade through the bacon sarnie snaps, and only managed an hour before succumbing to the overwhelming urge to nip to the kitchen and knock together... a bacon sarnie.
Another couple of hours of cropping and resizing your pics and the situation began to get serious, given that I'd blown my entire bacon supply on the first porkfest.
I battled away until mid-afternoon, at which point it became impossible to continue in the face of a computer screen bursting with bacon goodness.
Consider yourselves warned, then. I'd advise having the frying pan on standby before eyeballing our entries.
And here they are, presented more-or-less in order of sarnie purity/number of ingredients/culinary improbability:
The Classic Jumbo
We kick off with Adam Egan, who presents a bacon jumbo from his local sandwich shop.
He said: "I add a little brown sauce and there you have it :) Not elaborate, but it is a bacon sarnie!"
The A90 Behemoth
Another classic here from Neil Cardy, courtesy of the The Horn Cafe between Dundee and Perth on the A90. He explained: "Masses of bacon to set you up for the journey south." Note the brown sauce element.
The Unholy Wholemeal Bap
Bruce L described the substrate for his copious bacon creation as "some sort of seed-strewn wholemeal bap", which we're sure will go against him in the voting.
He did, however, wisely deploy butter, and noted that the essential accompaniment to the sarnie is a "giant mug of tea", which is "elevated from refreshing but basic hot beverage to nectar of the gods by simple application of: 1) any greasy food, in this case the bacon butty and 2) several pints too many of one's favourite ale."
The Gourmet Toasted
Reg regular Chris Winpenny declined to provide any description of his sarnie, but the nouvelle cuisine presentation leads us to suspect the involvement of Marco Pierre White, and that accordingly, this bacon creation will set you back £35.
The Precision Engineer
SuperTim's recipe for pork-based success is as follows:
1. Take an unsliced white sandwich loaf with thick soft crust and hand cut to 18mm slices. Lightly toast to an even golden brown.
2. Use 6 rashers of good quality smoked or sweet-cured back bacon and grill on both sides between two cooling racks until the fat is crispy.
3. Using the best quality brown sauce you can find, squeeze a generous zigzag onto the bottom slice of toast using a narrow tipped squeezy bottle.
4. Lay 3 rashers alternating wide and narrow ends on the sauce, then repeat a second zigzag. Lay the second three rashers on top and add a third layer of sauce.
5. Finally top with the second slice and cut in half to make two oblong sarnies.
"Serve with a cold glass of freshly squeezed orange to banish those hangover blues!" he enthused.
We're impressed with the 18mm bread requirement here. Just to be clear, that's not 17mm or 19mm...
The Lipsmacking Lindsay
Harvey Trowell provided a series of construction steps, as you can see. He elaborated: "This bad boy has Tommy K at one end and HP the other, as piggy likes it both ways. For that reason if no other, let's call it The Lindsay. What you are looking at is two slices of mixed grain bread hot from the bread maker machine, streaky dry cured oak smoked bacon fried until just beginning to crisp, spreadable butter substitute and sauces being applied, and the assembled sarnie returned to the frying pan for a final crisping up in the healthy goodness of the rendered bacon fat."
The Bi-bacon Bounty
There's been plenty of polemic about the correct slice of pork for the ultimate bacon sarnie, but Alex Outten may have reached the perfect compromise, with "homemade sourdough bread (1 slice buttered, other with both sauces (NOT mixed), plus crispy streaky bacon layered with just heated back fillet bacon".
Crikey. This is the only entry demonstrating bi-baconality, but we haven't heard the last of sourdough, as you'll see later. In the meantime, it's time to up the ingredient count...
I bet she does !
I think a NSFW sign is needed for these pages of porcine pornography.
Had a breakfast this morning with no bacon
What was I missing?
How comes no one's managed to mention the iphone 5?
You're all slipping...
I'll start one:-
If Apple launched a bacon roll it would be three times as expensive as its closest rivals.
It would be the best bacon roll ever.
People would queue for it although sauce would cost extra and no doubt double or treble the going rate.
It would be slightly bigger than the old one although the bacon would be the same.
The chef would create a 5 minute video extolling its design features - thinner roll, lighter bacon etc.
Oh and the Samsung bacon roll would be sued even if it had Samsung toasted across the top of the roll.
How many down votes do I get?