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Virgin Media must not claim it delivers "the UK's fastest broadband", the nation's advertising watchdog has judged.

The cableco said it offered exactly that in a magazine ad published earlier this year. The ad invited punters to "get the edge in gaming" with Virgin's 50Mbps offering.

However, rival provider BT took umbrage and told on Virgin to the Advertising Standards Authority (ASA). BT - which was itself caned by the ASA only last month - said the "UK’s fastest broadband" claim was misleading, that Virgin wouldn't be able to prove it to be true because it wasn't, and that Virgin's dad smells.

Up BT's nose-wiped sleeve: a July 2011 'misleading' verdict made by the ASA against a Virgin claim to offer "the fastest broadband in the UK.

The ASA, while flexing its cane, said that now, as then, Virgin can't claim to be the fastest because a number of small players deliver higher-speed broadband to their local areas.

Even if Virgin has admitted in the small print - as it has on other ads but not in this case - that it's talking about "widely available" alternatives, the ASA said, the qualification must "be included within the claim", as any fule kno.

The watchdog told Virgin not to claim that its broadband was the fastest in the UK unless they held adequate comparative evidence to substantiate that was the case. Or face six of the best. ®

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Virgin Sucks

Fastest my arse!

Try Rutland Telecom, my folks live on the island in the middle of Rutland Water and have just had fibre to the HOUSE, yes, to the HOUSE, put in.

Any speed you want.

Virgin are a bunch of crooks who spend most of their money on leaflets shoved thru people's doors desperately trying to get more business.

And even if they were offering the "fastest broadband", what is the point, when they cap your download speeds massively?

f00s.

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What's the point

When you can still advertise 'unlimited' broadband that is limited. And what happens when you are caught out? Nothing, as per usual.

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Re: Bored of this product bickering...

They will eventually let you have a 1GB Ethernet connection but only for 20 minutes per day and only for web browing or email checking and any sort of downloading or streaming will be subject to murderous limits ......

I would just like Virgin to drop the crippling speed limiting.

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