From the Department of WTF: New USB tampon flash drive
Thieves will probably give it a miss
There's not much to say about this one. It's a flash drive... and it looks like a tampon.
Presumably the idea is that it will be ignored if a thief rifles through your backpack, handbag or briefcase.
Tampon-shaped USB stick
The company flogging it has a taste for the bad pun... so prepare for the worst if you point your browser to the Meninos website.
The jokesters selling the gadget are pushing three versions:
- 2GB ... for (wait for it) light flow,
- 4GB for moderate flow and
- 8GB for heavy flow.
Prices start from $29.90. Whatever next? A flash drive that looks like a condom (with enhanced data "protection")? Enough already. ®
Could be considered an appropriate gift....
for a stuck up ****.
moderation in 3....2...1...
$29.90 ... for 2GB, presumably?
At those prices they can stick 'em up their arse instead.
Men keep a lot of stuff in there pockets, but women often don't often have as many pockets. This solution allows them to repurpose "nature's pocket".
It's like a kangaroo pouch?
especially of the makers supplied a sachet of something to smear on it
Because women frequently carry used tampons around with them, just as men carry around used loo-roll?
How to get a USB drive past security.