SHOCK! FIFA 12 goalie does it doggy style with striker
Man oh man
We don't usually report glitches in games unless it has unintentionally hilarious results - think dragons flying backwards in Skyrim. But when it involves a goalkeeper appearing to get down and dirty with a striker in FIFA 12, we thought it too rib-tickling a mishap not to pass on.
Check it out below. Certainly tops Vinnie Jones' groping antics back in the 1990s.
The ref's card wouldn't be the only thing red after such a pounding in real life. Hah, bumhug! ®
Reminds me of my favourite line of football commentary from a World Cup match:
"He shoots, and has Seaman all over the box"
Pity England lost though.
"Hah, bumhug! "
I see what you did there. Well played, sir.
EA Sports - If it's in the game, it's in the game.
Or maybe that should just read 'EA Spurts'. Go on Metro, you can use that as a headline when you recycle this story tomorrow. No charge.
... bugger me!