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SHOCK! FIFA 12 goalie does it doggy style with striker

Man oh man

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We don't usually report glitches in games unless it has unintentionally hilarious results - think dragons flying backwards in Skyrim. But when it involves a goalkeeper appearing to get down and dirty with a striker in FIFA 12, we thought it too rib-tickling a mishap not to pass on.

Check it out below. Certainly tops Vinnie Jones' groping antics back in the 1990s.

The ref's card wouldn't be the only thing red after such a pounding in real life. Hah, bumhug! ®

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Reminds me of my favourite line of football commentary from a World Cup match:

"He shoots, and has Seaman all over the box"

Pity England lost though.

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"Hah, bumhug! "

I see what you did there. Well played, sir.

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EA Sports - If it's in the game, it's in the game.

Or maybe that should just read 'EA Spurts'. Go on Metro, you can use that as a headline when you recycle this story tomorrow. No charge.

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