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Australian Company Annex Products has unveiled* an iPhone case with a sliding compartment designed to store two condoms without revealing the popular prophylactics' telltale bulge.

The idea for the product, according to a promotional video, came after a young Australian man visited his girlfriend's home for the first time, tossed his wallet onto a table and then had to flee after parents figured out just why there was a disk-shaped protuberance in his wallet.

Annex's answer is a hard case with a sliding panel that can discretely store two condoms, along with an iPhone 4 or 4S.

Dubbed the “Playa”, the case is said to be "coming soon".

The Register is making inquiries to learn if the Playa can cope with common condom sizes, namely Huge, Gigantic, Colossal and Enormous. ®

* We're pretty sure this is not an April fool as material we were sent about the Playa was dated April 3rd.

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I guess the lad's parents

would have preferred their daughter playing with STDs and teen pregnancy.

My mum gave us all a condom to play with in our early teens. Not so we would actually go out and find a boy (or girl for my brother) to use it with, but just to open and look at and know what it was all about when the time came. (My mum wasn't even what you would call 'sexually progressive' in those days, though she has mellowed a lot in her senior years).

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We should only encourage...

...any efforts made to stop iPhone owners from breeding unchecked.

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I saw what you did there...

"Dubbed the “Playa”, the case is said to be "coming soon"."

At least, that's the plan....

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