Hands on with the Apple iPad 3
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First look Last night, Apple CEO Tim Cook revealed the company’s latest tablet. It’s the new iPad, folks. And this year it’s just called "the new iPad", not iPad 3 or iPad HD. To some, it means that 2011’s model, the iPad 2, sounds newer than the latest, 2012 one. But more important than the name, should you buy one?

Ladies and gentlemen, the iPad 3... er... 'new iPad'
This is the first iPad with a decent camera. The very first iPad didn’t have one at all, of course, and last year’s wasn't much to write home about. This year, there’s a 5Mp sensor, matching that on the RIM BlackBerry PlayBook, for instance.
Few tablets feature really outstanding camera sensors, not least because – well, have you tried holding a big flat piece of metal and glass up so you can take pictures on it?

Smart covers still work, BTW
Note that there’s no flash on this camera, so deploying it for stills or video is best suited to brightly lit situations. The video camera capabilities have been enhanced, too, so now it can shoot 1080p HD footage, up from the 720p last year’s model managed.
But the real benefit of all this comes when you play the images or movies back. This is thanks to the new iPad's "retina display", a 264 pixels per inch, 2048 x 1536 panel which is designed to be so high-resolution you can’t see the individual pixels.

The retina display is gorgeous
Take one glance at it and you can see Apple's claim is true. This screen is very impressive. It’s not an OLED display, but it is still very vivid, and able to display rich colours.
Apple promises it has 44 per cent more colour saturation. Maybe it has - I didn't have the calibration kit with me last night to confirm that. But to my eyes, it’s bright, crisp and crystal clear.

Even close up, you can't see the joins
There are phone displays with a higher pixel density – including Apple’s own iPhone – but tablets don’t match this. Text is super-sharp, the jagged edges of letters quite invisible. It stops reading e-books being the strain on the eyes viewing iBooks on the iPad and iPad 2 was.
Video shines, and games designed to show off the screen’s effects are deeply immersive, with pretty dazzling graphical effects.

Game graphics are impressive, but don't chuck out your PS3
It’s a clever point of differentiation which rival manufacturers, even those with 1920 x 1080 screens will struggle to beat.
Next page: Souped up CPU
COMMENTS
eye strain
"Text is super-sharp, the jagged edges of letters quite invisible. It stops reading e-books being the strain on the eyes"
So eye strain is not caused by backlit displays but by low resolution text. better tell all the kindle owners they wasted there money
Re: rhyming "a" with "toupee"
Does that mean that you pronounce, "hell to pay" as "hell to poupee"? That must play havoc with popular song lyrics:
Though Oupeepril showers,
Moupee come your woupee,
They bring the flowers,
Thoupeet bloom in Moupee.
Come to think of it, that's probably a Eurovision contender.
Re: Ports?
Dear Sir,
Allow me to assist you with your easily googled queries.
The back of the new iPad is encased in aluminium, sculpted into two cheeks for a comfortable and slightly arousing grip, unbroken by ports it sports a recessed apple logo where the goatse would lie.
There are no USB sockets on the new iPad, it is therefore unpossible to connect any sort of peripheral, charging is accomplished by shaking the device in a rhythmic fashion to activate the self winding mechanisms within.
Headphones may be attached to the new iPad via the industry standard quarter inch socket.
Finally, please be assured that in these enlightened times using an iPad is no more an indicator of your sexuality than sporting a moustache or joining the priesthood.
Yours Sincerely,
Jubtastic One
Sent from my iPad.
Re: better tell all the kindle owners they wasted there money
OK.
"Hey, all you Kindle owners - you wasted your money!"
You're welcome.
Re: non standard Apple 2048 x 1536 V a real Samsung WQXGA panel at 2560 x 1600, no contest
Rolls-Royces are supplied with "sufficient" horsepower, dear chap. "Adequate" horsepower sounds somehow... inadequate.
