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Indiana Jones flicks out on Blu-ray this Fall

Dum-da-da-dum-dum. Dum-da-da-dum-dum. Dum-de-dada, dum-de-dum, etc, etc.

With Star Wars' Blu-ray and 3D conversions out of the way, Lucasfilm has turned to George's other creation: the Indiana Jones movies.

All four will be coming to Blu-ray in the Autumn, distributor Paramount has said - a first for the first three films in the quartet and, some might say, the only ones worth watching.

We disagree. The Last Crusade is just as bad as The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, saved only by the absence of Shia LaBeouf and presence of Julian 'Count Scarlioni' Glover.

And the blond lass.

Paramount promises the inevitable box-set comprising the four films plus "documentaries, interviews, featurettes and a few new surprises".

There's no word yet on the set's arrival over here, but it's got to be a sure fire hit for release before Christmas. ®

"Paramount promises [...] a few new surprises."

I'm hoping that when you open the box for "Crystal Skull" it's just empty, save for a short written apology.

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Re: Re: Re: Errm...

your reality sir is lies and balderdash and i'm glad to say i have no grasp of it.

Raiders is obviously the best and anyone who disagrees is blatantly wrong.

Crusade is a close second, the plot, the pacing, the dialogue, it's all perfect.

Temple is third. It's alright, but whatsherface and the kid are just annoying.

and Skulls is best forgotten.

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Dum-da-da-dum-dum?

No. NO! Dum-da-da-dum. There is no second dum. Sweet Jesus man, these things matter.

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Errm...

Last Crusade is the best of the original trilogy... it's Temple of Doom that should be lost.

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thats all wrong

its

Dum da dum dum, dum dee dum, dump da dum dum, dump dee dum dum dum...

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