Muscle pants give girls that skin-stripped look
Bad to the bone
Looking for a little something for the lady in your life ahead of V Day tomorrow? If she takes sci-tech in her stride - and as the SO of an El Reg reader, we'd hope she does - how about a pair of these anatomically oriented geeky strides?
Run up by Aussie outfit Black Milk, this pair of muscle leggings show exactly what's inside those tights:
Too medically explicit? Black Milk has a nice line in tech-tights too, including these circuit board boys and Tetris-styled trews. Wellies are optional:
Black Milk has a range of women's apparel, but this little 3D X-Ray number caught our resident doctor's eye too:
Those are her actual bones, you know...
Prices start at AUD75 (£51), and Black Milk will ship internationally. Maybe not in time for tomorrow, but there'll be next year... ®
Thanks to EM for the tip
Or stand very still at one of Gunther von Hagens' exhibitions ... and then jump out at people.
... wearing the skeleton top and a pair of those skin-stripped leggings next time you have to go through the Perv-o-scanner at an airport...?!
Women's clothing is priced by 1/square foot
The less there is the more it costs - and may it ever be so!