Channel Modeling-clay iPads foisted on unwary Canucks 'Professionally shrink-wrapped' scam nets cash and fondleslabs 19 Jan 2012 | 64
Databases AWS takes NoSQL database to the cloud with DynamoDB Solid-state drives power scaling system 19 Jan 2012 | 7
Legal Blighty's film biz asks gov to hurry up pirate crackdown Anti-file-sharing measures only kick in 2013 19 Jan 2012 | 64
Legal Careless care charity loses unencrypted patient data stick Whoops, won't happen again 19 Jan 2012 | 8
Personal Tech Teen net addicts pee in bottles to stay glued to WoW Brits' screen-break aversion doesn't bode well for desk job future 19 Jan 2012 | 139
Science Boffins dig up prehistoric popcorn in Peru Bit soggy now: Man wolfed down treat 6,700 years ago 19 Jan 2012 | 14
Security Facebook, experts spar over Ramnit worm contagion Security boss says stalking site is free of bank account-raiding malware 19 Jan 2012 | 1
Channel HP optimistic it can sort that pesky UK downturn Helping SMBs to rescue the economy ... 19 Jan 2012 |
Site news Record numbers of readers flock to The Register Hey Mister Tally man, tally me November 19 Jan 2012 | 74
Personal Tech Asus tackles Eee Transformer Prime tablet GPS woes Buyers offered patches, refunds, extended warranties 19 Jan 2012 | 4
Personal Tech Number cruncher charts rise of the personal computer... ...and its fall at the hands of smartphones, tablets 19 Jan 2012 | 20
Networks Blogger bully site yanks MPAA's chain in poison-pen letter Dear Chris, *** ******* suck, lots of ****, Righthaven.com 19 Jan 2012 | 29
Legal EU probes 'nature of concerns' from Google rivals How much of a sticky mess is the Chocolate Factory in? 19 Jan 2012 | 8
Channel More Brits desert high streets to spend £50bn online Unmerry Christmas for Comet, bonanza for eBay 19 Jan 2012 | 38
Applications Facebook litters Timeline with apps It's the fat of the interwebs land ... bitch 19 Jan 2012 | 30
Review Asus Eee Pad Transformer Prime Android Tablet First Nvidia Tegra 3 five-core fondleslab 19 Jan 2012 | 86
Legal EU asks why credit cards are so expensive Reckons industry could save €300bn in six years 19 Jan 2012 | 68
Security Japanese cops cuff six smut-scam ransomware suspects Victims forced to pay stiff charges 19 Jan 2012 | 7
Channel Holographic storage's corpse twitches Storex sniffs cash, but InPhase out of luck 19 Jan 2012 | 14
Channel NT daddy turns his hand to Xbox Code wizard Dave Cutler to turn play-crate into everything-box 19 Jan 2012 | 53
Bootnotes 'Space Monkey' craze: Texan students 'get high' by choking each other Forget bongs and beer, it's nooses now for the hip kids 19 Jan 2012 | 104
Security Spam-squirting hole found in McAfee antivirus kit Ironic server-side flaw exploited, patch promised 19 Jan 2012 | 17
On-Prem Sony Ericsson announces pre-slurp loss Hopes things will look up after Sony takes reins 19 Jan 2012 | 6
Networks Facebook registers mysterious fBoriGin domain names Is Zuck's network about to get in online family tree game? 19 Jan 2012 | 18
Channel VCs shower WhipTail with cash Crain cranks up development as AMD becomes customer 19 Jan 2012 |
Open ... and Shut SOPA is dead. Are you happy now? It was a bad bill, but world needs IP incentive to keep producing 19 Jan 2012 | 184
Comment Kodak's moment: Camera biz files for bankruptcy Will $1bn lifeline be enough to save it? 19 Jan 2012 | 43
Legal Grooveshark croaks in Germany Blames royalty shakedown, but collection society says they never called... 19 Jan 2012 | 4
Software Windows 8 will show where it likes to be touched A five-fingered shuffle is mandatory 19 Jan 2012 | 19
Channel Microsoft injects Windows 7 mojo into server biz Shakeup freezes out PR droids, turns on engineers 19 Jan 2012 | 8
Security Feds cuff coder accused of US bank source code swipe Alleged thief 'nicked $9.5m software to train his students' 19 Jan 2012 | 19
Software Apple launches three-pronged education assault The end of textbooks as we know them? 19 Jan 2012 | 116
On-Prem It's official: Google is the happiest place in the USA CEO Page: 'best place to work' honor due to 'family' values 19 Jan 2012 | 12
HPC Sikorsky plays killer copter sim on SGI Altix UV 1000 Stephen Hawking sticks with Altix iron, as well 19 Jan 2012 | 11
Science MIT boffins devise faster Fast Fourier transform New technique dramatically speeds processing 19 Jan 2012 | 41
Legal SOPA from a distance: multiplying the trade threats Congress creating an international protection racket 19 Jan 2012 | 10
Networks Canberra fire demonstrates emergency messaging limits Too many calls for one exchange 19 Jan 2012 | 2
Legal Kiwis collar Megaupload kingpin, Anonymous exacts revenge Retaliation downs US DoJ, RIAA, MPAA 19 Jan 2012 | 130