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Drive-thru strumpet cuffed for fast food indecent proposal

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A Los Angeles woman earned herself a cuffing for allegedly offering McDonald's drive-thru punters "sexual favours" in return for Chicken McNuggets.

According to this report, Khadijah Baseer made her pitch at the fast-food outlet in West Olive Avenue, Burbank, last Wednesday night. She "opened customers’ car doors" and suggested fowl-based McNourishment in payment for unspecified acts of intimacy.

One customer confirmed to cops he'd been pitched by the hungry strumpet, but had declined the invitation. Baseer was arrested "on suspicion of prostitution".

For the benefit of those of you who've been struck with the sudden desire to get your teeth into something tasty, here's the scene of the outrage:

The Burbank McDonald's seen on Street View

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Thanks to Pat Coughlin for the tip-off.

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You can more easily compare women to KFC of course:

Once you've finished with the breast and thigh, you've got a greasy box to put your bone in.

Sry

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That's absolutely disgusting.

McDonalds. Yuck.

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Would that coat be..

....a big mac ?

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