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You were WRONG on the INTERNET


"Your original point was fatuous. You were wrong on the internet. You don't have the dignity to admit you were wrong on the internet. That makes you a dick. You dick."

Reg reader 'Some Beggar' sets things straight. here.


“… 550 more-broadly defined digital businesses, which included those who were part of the digital movement, so may include fashion houses, architectures, etc, who are doing interesting things with software, etc”.

Marketing quango UKTI explaining why it included hairdressers, law firms and dance studios in Tech City UK's list of new East London 'technology startups'. There simply weren't enough nontrepreneurs and media2.0sluts to be found in Shoreditch!

Read our own guide to the vibrant Silicon Roundabout 'tech scene' here.

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