Auld Reekie folk 'spend most on tech prezzies'
Greasy poll puts Southamptoners at the bottom
Today's piece of blatant puffery masquerading as market research comes from Geek Squad the embarrassingly named in-store tech support oppos for Carphone Warehouse.
GS/CW would like us to know that folk in Edinburgh will - on average - spend £126.60 on tech gifts this Christmas, the highest in the land apparently.
The firm points its corporate finger at Southampton residents as the nation's group of meanest spenders on technology presents: they cough up, on average, just £47.30 on such gifts. They're a bit pants in Hants, in other words.
This says nothing, of course, other than Edinburgh has some higher tech spenders than Southampton and the 13 cities listed in between do.
Perhaps Southampton folk are simply keener to present their friends and relatives with life-affirming stuff like books, booze and boxes of chocs, than to hand over shiny-but-bland gadgetry?
Geek Squad didn't say how it had come by this information - there's some vague reference to a survey in the press release - but only an utter, utter cynic would conclude the numbers were made up to pad out an announcement that Geek Squad will answer tech queries by phone and Twitter over the Christmas break.
What, Scroogey GS not letting its staff have plenty of time off over the festive season? ®
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COMMENTS
There's more Nous in the south
Perhaps those canny blighters in Soton prefer spending their hard earned ££££ on tech gear in places other than CW, PC-world and Comet?
There is a very good independent store not far away near Pompey. I'd rather go there even if it means a round trip of 50miles that shop in CpW or PC-World.
A previous poster (Vic) knows where I mean.
Aye right.
Edinbvrgh? Generous? You'll have had your TCP/IP then, more like...
You mean Novatech. Very good is Novatech. Spent a small fortune in there myself. Handy for paying in cash so the missus doesn't find out.
Anonymous for a reason.

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