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The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

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Delivering more bang for your buck than a two-week holiday in Patpong, Elder Scrolls: Skyrim is not only this generation's biggest RPG, it's also one of the best.

With over 100 hours' adventuring packed into its impossibly large world, it's hardly surprising Skyrim lacked polish in places – this is Bethesda after all. The user interface was cumbersome on PC and the Xbox version full of minor graphical glitches. And, although working round the clock to improve the experience, Bethesda's patches have so far been... well, patchy, to say the least.

But when beheading an Orc with a Standing Power Attack, spelunking through the ethereal magnificence of Blackreach or pummelling an Ancient Dragon with Destruction magic, my guess is you'd have been far too engrossed to notice Skyrim's flaws – that is unless you were playing the lag-riddled PS3 version.

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
Reg Rating 95%
Platforms PC, PS3, Xbox
Price £40
More Info TESV:S Official Site

Portal 2

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With Portal 2, developer Valve delivered another masterclass in videogame design. Thanks to the game's flawless blend of narrative and mechanics, the developer achieved the impossible: stretching the taut puzzling of the original across an eight-hour single-player and six-hour co-op campaign.

The lavish detail of the Aperture Science Laboratory; J Jonah Jameson's performance as Cave Johnson; the integration of the new physics-bending gels – any other developer would have been content perfecting just one of these elements.

Valve managed not just all of them but so much more. Bigger, better and funnier in every way imaginable, Portal 2 was easily the year's best puzzler. Now, any chance of Episode 3 or Half-Life 3 in 2012, Valve?

Portal 2
Reg Rating 90%
Platforms PC, PS3, Xbox
Price £30 (PC) £40 (PS3/Xbox)
More Info Portal 2 Official Site

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2011's most heavily marketed... games

This reads like a list of "the 10 games with the biggest marketing budgets". Any correlation with "best" is entirely coincidental (and not, I would contend, all that close)

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So...

...just wrong and wrong, then?

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No room for Zelda

Am I missing something? I've not played most of these games but surely there's room any top 10 for Skyward Sword.

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