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Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3

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The minute I've finished writing up MW3 in my top ten I'm off to the shower with a bottle of drain cleaner and a Brillo Pad. That's how dirty and ashamed I feel. Especially when its inclusion comes at the expense of games like Frozen Synapse and DiRT 3.

You see, like the Metacritic trolls, I was ready to pour hate on the series for all the right reasons: repetition, repetition, repetition. But try as I might, I just couldn't. From the peerless production values and neat narrative conclusion of its single-player to its honed-to-perfection multiplayer, MW3 oozes inimitable quality. For all its familiarity, then, the call of duty remains difficult to resist.

Modern Warfare 3
Reg Rating 90%
Platforms PC, PS3, Xbox
Price £45-55
More Info CoD:MW3 Official Site

Dark Souls

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The uncompromising follow-up to the most difficult RPG of all time, you'd be forgiven for protesting about Dark Souls inclusion in this top ten. But this isn't a democracy, I'm afraid. This is my list, and Dark Souls fully deserves its place.

Sure, you need three hands to play it. One hand to wield the Drake Sword, one to clench the Crystal Ring Shield, and one to type the boss names into YouTube. And yes, it's likely most players gave up long before the end. But no other game was as compulsive and satisfying. While Dark Souls presented 2011's sternest gaming test, it also provided its greatest sense of achievement.

Dark Souls
Reg Rating 90%
Platforms PS3, Xbox
Price £40
More Info Dark Souls Official Site

Next page: Dead Space 2

2011's most heavily marketed... games

This reads like a list of "the 10 games with the biggest marketing budgets". Any correlation with "best" is entirely coincidental (and not, I would contend, all that close)

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So...

...just wrong and wrong, then?

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No room for Zelda

Am I missing something? I've not played most of these games but surely there's room any top 10 for Skyward Sword.

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Meaningless numbers?

With big numbers displayed prominently from which any reasonable person would infer a ranking.

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JOTY

Joke of the year.

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