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Europe: warning, these Angry Birds CAN KILL KIDS

Rip-off plushies trigger alert

The Europan Commission has issued a stern warning: some Angry Birds could kill a child.

No, we're not talking about the insanely popular videogame but a set of knock-off plush toys loosely based on the argumentative avians and being catapulted into Europe from China.

Chinese Angry Bird toy rip-off

Nothing to do with Rovio's mobile game

Say the toy-testing Eurocrats: "The product poses a risk of choking as the suction cup is too small and may obstruct the airway of a child."

And that's not all. The plushie also "poses a chemical risk as it contains the plastic part of the suction cup contains 29 per cent by weight of bis (2-ethylhexyl) phthalate (DEHP)".

Chinese Angry Bird toy rip-off

The sucker is a choking hazard

The EC also sounded the alarm over an ersatze BlackBerry "mobile telephone". It's also a fake, but it also "poses a risk of damage to hearing because the A-weighted emission sound pressure LpA is between 93.1–93.4dBA. The A-weighted emission sound pressure level for toys used close to the ear should not exceed 80dB".

Chinese BlackBerry rip-off

Not a real BlackBerry

Take care in pound shops and car-boot sales, folks. ®

Thanks to Susan Watkins for the tip

Cheapo!

Dr Ashen is dicing with death with all the chemical soaked, knock off crap he comes into contact with.

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And the difference is?

Printing a kitemark is only marginally more complicated than printing "CE" in sans serif letters. So I don't see how it helps... Even if you give each product a unique identifier, a knockoff can have the correct identifier and still be a knockoff.

But industry mouthpiece indeed. We'd prefer to fit some modern insulation -- cheaper, faster to install, thinner, and better insulating than the kitemarked standard. We can't as the BCO won't accept non-kitemarked kit, and it's indeed Foreign Made [the horror!] so it won't get the mark. Kitemark it and another UK company would go bankrupt, but really why would you want to support an obsolete products?

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I came here to post this too. We need to get these to Stuart Ashen for immediate investigation.

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Please note the completely effing useless "CE" sticker on the plushie.

Bring back the BSI Kitemark as a proper standard, and not a toothless old mouthpiece for UK industry.

PS, Rumours have it that the email system on the fake Blackberry actually WORKS (unlike the real thing).

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Anonymous Coward

Chemicals, too loud, and an obvious trademark infringement.

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