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Lady Gaga plans to spend her Thanksgiving blowing glitter over children, dipping a bird in oil and performing a duet with a very old man.

These are just some of the highlights of ABC's A Very Gaga Thanksgiving, revealed yesterday by The Hollywood Reporter.

Gaga herself conceived and directed the special, the Reporter reports.

One highlight of the special will be Gaga getting together with celebrity chef Art Smith, who will show her how to use a waffle iron for something other than doing her hair.

As well as the waffles, the menu includes that perennial Thanksgiving favourite, deep fried turkey prepared while wearing a very large hat.

The pair will be watched by a "troupe of small children", who will then gather round Gaga while she blows glitter over them. Gaga was, famously, born that way.

When not upping the calorie count of turkey by cooking it in boiling fat, Gaga will be interviewed by Katie Couric and will perform a series of songs, including a duet with Tony Bennett.

The 85-year-old Bennett famously left his heart in San Francisco, which is probably the safest place for it, given the fat rich spread Gaga plans to serve at her New York shindig. ®

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