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Performed buttock-boost with 'cement and flat-tire sealant'

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Miami cops last week slapped the cuffs on a transgendered woman accused of performing a buttock enhancement with "cement, mineral oil and flat-tire sealant".

The unnamed victim of the procedure, keen to sport a more shapely derrière, approached Oneal Ron Morris, 30, in May 2010 on the recommendation of a friend, CBS reports. The bogus doc charged $700 for the op, which involved sticking tubes in the patient's backside and pumping it full of "toxic substances", according to police.

Oneal Ron Morris. Pic: Miami Garden Police DepartmentMiami Gardens Police Sergeant Bill Bamford explained that when the patient complained of extreme pain, Morris (pictured) dismissed her concerns with: "Oh don't worry, you'll be fine. We just keep injecting you with the stuff and it all works itself out."

This diagnosis proved inaccurate. The victim subsequently went to two Florida hospitals suffering "sores, flu-like symptoms and severe pain", but left without treatment since she was too embarrassed to tell the real sawbones just how she'd got herself into such a state.

Eventually, her mother dragged her back to hospital where the truth came out. Doctors alerted the Department of Health, and police began a year-long search for the perp.

Morris was finally arrested last Friday. Police say the hard-arsed crim "apparently performed the surgery on herself" - an assertion backed by a substantial body of evidence in her mugshot.

Sergeant Bamford also reckons Morris may have worked her cement-based magic on other women, who are too ashamed to come forward. ®

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Anonymous Coward

WTF

Seriously.. wtf?

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Kenny Everett

I can't look at that picture without thinking of Kenny Everett's sketch where he is Rod Stewart and his arse slowly inflates.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqOh4z2ASdk

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A cultural thing - fair enough

Okay, this is a generalisation, but the way I understand it there's a vague delineation between black/latin women wanting big bums and oriental/white women wanting smaller bums. So I can accept that she might want a bit more meat on. But seriously?

If she's that desperate for a giant ugly arse, there's always Greggs...

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