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A 31-year-old Ghanaian woman is unsurprisingly languishing in jail after chewing off a chap's scrotum.

According to this eye-watering report (NSFW, trust us), 45-year-old farmer Kwadwo Owusu incurred the wrath of she-devil Akua Serwaah Bonsu by preventing a fight between her and some other women at a funeral.

While returning home from the burial in Ofoase Kokoben last Saturday afternoon, Owusu made the mistake of passing Bonsu's house. The accused steamed from her gaff and laid into her victim, managing to rip off his 'nad sack even though he was wearing jeans.

By the time locals could intervene, Bonsu had "bitten off his scrotum with her sharp teeth" and detached one of his testicles.

Owusu is recuperating in the district hospital, "where doctors have disclosed that he need to undergo a surgery in order to remove the other testicle still hanging".

The report solemnly notes: "It should be noted that Kwadwo Owusu who has suffered this ordeal after standing for peace will forever remain impotent all his lifetime."

Bonsu will appear in court on 29 November. ®

Bootnote

Thanks to Keith Kennedy for the tip-off. I think I need a stiff brandy now, taken with my legs firmly crossed, and our male readers are invited to join me.

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