Zimbabwean claims prostitute turned into donkey
Novel excuse for making beast with six legs
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A Zimbabwean man collared having sex with a donkey sensationally claimed the object of his affections was actually a prostitute who mysteriously metamorphosed into a hot piece of ass.
According to this report, 28-year-old Sunday Moyo was cuffed after a couple of cops found him making the beast with six legs in his yard in Zvishavane, some 180 miles southwest of Harare.
Appearing before Zvishavane magistrate Mildred Matuvi on a bestiality rap, Moyo 'fessed up to asinine rumpy-pumpy, but explained: "Your worship, I only came to know that I was being intimate with a donkey when I got arrested. I had hired a prostitute and paid US$20 for the service at Down Town nightclub and I don’t know how she then became a donkey.”
The magistrate was unimpressed. He ordered Moyo to be remanded in custody and "examined by two government psychiatrists". ®
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Thanks to the various readers who flagged up this top Friday entertainment.
COMMENTS
Sounds reasonable
If you're prepared to believe 'god' is simultaneously the father, the son, and the holy ghost, then it seems perfectly logical to believe a prostitute can become a donkey.
I just happen not to.
Quote of the day...
"...mysteriously metamorphosed into a hot piece of ass."
Pure gold.
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