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A Zimbabwean man collared having sex with a donkey sensationally claimed the object of his affections was actually a prostitute who mysteriously metamorphosed into a hot piece of ass.

According to this report, 28-year-old Sunday Moyo was cuffed after a couple of cops found him making the beast with six legs in his yard in Zvishavane, some 180 miles southwest of Harare.

Appearing before Zvishavane magistrate Mildred Matuvi on a bestiality rap, Moyo 'fessed up to asinine rumpy-pumpy, but explained: "Your worship, I only came to know that I was being intimate with a donkey when I got arrested. I had hired a prostitute and paid US$20 for the service at Down Town nightclub and I don’t know how she then became a donkey.”

The magistrate was unimpressed. He ordered Moyo to be remanded in custody and "examined by two government psychiatrists". ®

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Thanks to the various readers who flagged up this top Friday entertainment.

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