Seven Dwarfs password gag declared Fringe's best
'I knew my joke was the funniest joke of all the other jokes'
Comedian Nick Helm has secured the Funniest Joke of the Fringe 2011 title, after entertaining the Edinburgh crowds with this rib-tickler: "I needed a password with eight characters so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves."*
Nick Helm with his award. Photo: DAVE/PA
A triumphant Helm (pictured) said of his Dave TV honour: "I knew my joke was the funniest joke of all the other jokes in 2011. Thank you to Dave and all the people that voted for proving me right."
Tim Vine, who last year took top spot with "I've just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I'll tell you what, never again", was back on the podium to collect the runner-up gong for the splendid: "Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels."
Here's the 2011 top 10 in full:
- Nick Helm: "I needed a password with eight characters so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves."
- Tim Vine: "Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels."
- Hannibal Buress: "People say 'I'm taking it one day at a time.' You know what? So is everybody. That's how time works."
- Tim Key: "Drive Thru McDonalds was more expensive than I thought...once you've hired the car..."
- Matt Kirshen: "I was playing chess with my friend and he said, 'Let's make this interesting'. So we stopped playing chess."
- Sarah Millican: "My mother told me, you don't have to put anything in your mouth you don't want to. Then she made me eat broccoli, which felt like double standards."
- Alan Sharp: "I was in a band which we called The Prevention, because we hoped people would say we were better than The Cure."
- Mark Watson: "Someone asked me recently – what would I rather give up, food or sex. Neither! I'm not falling for that one again, wife."
- Andrew Lawrence: "I admire these phone hackers. I think they have a lot of patience. I can't even be bothered to check my OWN voicemails."
- DeAnne Smith: "My friend died doing what he loved... Heroin."
The worst joke of the year went to a deserving Paul Daniels. The veteran magician took the wooden spoon for explaining to the audience of his Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow show: "I said to a fella 'is there a B&Q in Henley?' He said 'No, there's an H, an E, an N an L and a Y...'"
Tim Vine also got a nod in the worst joke round-up for "Uncle Ben has died. No more Mr Rice Guy", while Andrew Bird is doubtless now regretting he ever told the Fringe: "My wife's eating for two. She's not pregnant, just schizophrenic." ®
*As far as we're aware, it's Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. Apparently Tolkein is to blame for this "dwarves" business.
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