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Readers of my previous robot cleaner reviews will be familiar with the before and after shots; those of a nervous disposition may care to skip to the conclusion. Needless to say, in attempting to clean parts of my flat, the Neato XV-15 was required to take on a task that probably exceeds what it would normally do.

Neato Robotics XV-15 vacuum cleaner

Cigar smoking can be a messy business if you’re careless…

Neato Robotics XV-15 vacuum cleaner

...but the Neato managed to pick up most of the debris

Neato Robotics XV-15 vacuum cleaner

This space behind the sofa hadn’t been cleaned for a very long time…

Neato Robotics XV-15 vacuum cleaner

…and though it took a few attempts, the Neato managed to suck up most of the fluff

Neato Robotics XV-15 vacuum cleaner

There’s a reasonable size dirt bin, but the inlet is oddly designed

Neato Robotics XV-15 vacuum cleaner

A couple of times, this pipe became so clogged, nothing more could be picked up

On the most part, it acquitted itself well, if a little noisily – it’s certainly nowhere near as quiet as the competition, but that’s due in large part to the powerful suction. That also caused it to struggle at times with a thin cotton rug, which it kept trying to suck up rather than roll over. But, it did manage a good job with the assorted fluff and cigar debris that was lying around, including the accumulated debris behind a sofa from various cats.

Neato Robotics XV-15 vacuum cleaner

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This review...

sucks... but in a good way.

As for robotic appliances, well I just cannot trust any untethered device to "go it alone" no matter how well it supposedly works.

Plus, pushing a good old upright vacuum cleaner around makes for a good workout, I mean I can't get the missus to go to gym or ride her beloved mountain bike, so the Dyson certainly has a dual role...

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Good in theory...

...but in practice, these robotic vacuum cleaners don't really work that well. I have a Roomba and in my experience;

1) Perhaps it's because I'm particularly slovenly or because of my two cats but you have to empty it a lot. I dunno, but having to keep a watchful eye on the little machine to make sure it hasn't filled up seems a little beside the point to me.

2) It's good for a quick sweep around but doesn't have a particularly powerful vacuum so you need to vacuum properly now and then.

3) Because of 2), and the fact that the Roomba can't do stairs, you need another vacuum cleaner. I have one of those little Dysons, initially for doing the bits the Roomba couldn't but recently I just do the lot.

4) Occasionally cat hair gets in the little cogs and you have to do a full disassembly, clean, oil and rebuild job. iRobot make it quite easy but still, I've never had to disassemble any other hoovers I've owned.

5) My Roomba lacks the LCD screen that the Neato product has, which alas means you have to look up a lot of the little warning beeps and boops it makes when things go wrong.

6) Alluded to in this article, the Roomba sometimes fails to navigate properly back to the charging point or doesn't quite sit on it right when it gets there, meaning it dies and looks a little pathetic.

7) You have to keep your place relatively tidy, as alas it lacks a human's "hoovering around crap" skills and can easily get stuck on random objects.

Because of all this I've basically stopped using the Roomba and just use my little Dyson.

I really hope the technology moves on and one day there is a robotic cleaning machine that just gets on with it. Unfortunately we're not there yet.

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I forsee the cat proudly bringing this to me - dead.

After all, when you have sufficient cats they'll gang up on anything..

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Neato experiences

Unlike any other posters, I actually do own the XV-15.

In my flat Neato works rather well, wife runs it about daily - That's the big advantage of a cleaning bot, you can let it do it's stuff while you're getting groceries or whatever and it doesn't mind doing it every day. Cleaning result is adequate meaning it does pick off a lot of gunk. Corners are not handled and you still have to clean up manually occasionally. Much less often than otherwise, tho. Emptying the dust bin is hardly a big deal considering it's designed to be easily detached.

I got two cats and pretty easy apartment with no rugs. Most setup needed was to place some plastic strip under certain furniture Neato would get stuck on / waste lot of time navigating - There's a problem with furniture that has just enough gap under it that the laser doesn't see it but the top of the robot will get caught..

Otherwise the navigation works quite well, neato will steer around obstacles like your feet when you're sitting on the couch. With latest firmware it seems the thing gets confused less often, previously it'd sometimes eg. give up trying to find a way out from under baby crib too easily.

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So lets get this straight...

1. It needs to charge itself, but it will only go 'back to base' if it can, if it's upstairs, it won't - so I need to take it back down to charge.

2. It doesn't empty itself and has very little capacity - so I have to empty it 5x more than a conventional vacuum

3. It doesn't do corners, so, I have to use a conventional vacuum to do those ... erm ... back to that in a minute

4. It gets blocked up easily, so I have to unclog it often.

This all sounds like a massive FAIL to me.

Point 3 is the kicker. If still have to vacuum the corners and edges of a room - arguably the most tedious part of vacuuming, exactly how taxing is it going to be to just vacuum the rest of the room manually? It's a 2 minute job to do that part.

Does it handle mats, will it lift the covers on the couches and vacuum under them? - nope.

In short, a useless gimmick. The amount of time spent 'looking after' it and having to manually vacuum the bits it can't do, makes the job of vacuuming a house even more tedious!

We were promised Jet Packs dammit, and robots - and all we get are poxy second-rate vacuum cleaners that suck.

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