The Register® — Biting the hand that feeds IT

Feeds

Stars Wars icons join Queen Elizabeth on Pacific Island coin

R2D2 meets QEII

  • print
  • alert

Ensure Ease of Recovery with Asigra’s Agentless Software

In this time of economic upheaval and fiscal brinksmanship, it heartening to hear of one government that's approaching budget enhancement with fresh, creative thinking.

Princess Leia coin

The most captivating croissants in the Alliance

That'd be the Polynesian paradise of Niue Island, which is padding its coffers by issuing legal-tender $2 coins that honor an assortment of great heroes from a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away: the characters of the original Star Wars trilogy.

Thanks to the good offices of the New Zealand Mint, Niue Island will begin issuing it first series of one-ounce, 999-silver Star Wars coins in November of this year. This mintage (yes, that's a word) will be limited to 7,500 coins in each of eight designs.

The coins can be ordered only in sets of four. The Darth Vader Coin Set features Vader, Emperor Palpatine, the Death Star, and a Stormtrooper, and comes in a Dark Helmet case that plays "authentic movie sound effects of Darth Vader breathing" when you open it.

Yoda coin

Help the Niue Island general fund, you will

The second pure-silver choice celebrates the more pleasant side of the Force. The four coins in the Millennium Falcon Coin Set have images of Luke 'n' Leia, Han 'n' Chewy, R2-D2 'n C-3PO, and Yoda 'n' Obi-wan – and that'd be the Alec Guinness Obi-Wan, of course, and not the pale Ewan McGregor attempt from George Lucas' Heinous Embarassment Trilogy nor the animated James Arnold Taylor from The Clone Wars. This set comes – as might be guessed – in a Millennium Falcon case, and it plays "authentic movie sound effects of the ship's iconic 'jump to light speed'" upon opening.

The four-coins-in-a-noisy-case collections will set you back $390.44 (£239.80) each. If that's too rich for your imperial or rebel tastes, you can instead pick up single coins in silver-plated base metal for a mere $19.56 (£12.02) each.

Han Solo coin

I've got a bad feeling about this investment

The silver-plated coin collection will start with a set of 10, each struck in mintages of no more than 50,000 each. Thirty more coins will be added over time – and yes, as you might expect, the NZ Mint will be happy to sell ou a 40-coin holder for your collection as well.

Do note that each member of the Star Wars pantheon, being on the reverse side of the coins, takes second fiddle to the personage on the front: the country's head of state, Her Majesty the Queen, Elizabeth II.

The good citizens of Niue Island have not only their fiscal, but also their political priorities straight. ®

Regcast training : Hyper-V 3.0, VM high availability and disaster recovery

Money-making schemes

Niue's government also makes money from the sale of their .nu web addresses to francophone p0rn sites. 'Nu' is naked in French (although, strictly speaking, it implies a naked male).

1
0

Heads or ....

Might be a bit of problem at the Niue FA cup

1
0

Ahh cut Ewan some slack

I mean, it's not as if Lucas could've found another Alec Guinness.

You keep talking like that and next thing you know Lucas will try to digital youthify (can that be a word too?) and insert Alec into the prequels!

1
0

More from The Register

Soylent days and soylent nights
Food 2.0 fails the post-pub nosh test
Reg hack prepares to live off wondergloop Soylent
Our man puts eating people powder Food 2.0 to the test
Oracle's Ellison outlines plans for Hawaiian Electriclarryland
Solar-sourced eau d'Oracle the key to island revival
 breaking news
Who's to be the next Dr Who? Sherlock beats Maurice - says you
Cumberbatch EXTERMINATES Ayoade, Atkinson, Pegg - and Tilda Swinton
Chewbacca held up by TSA stormtroopers for having light sabre
'Mrauuun' 'Right, Chewie, giant man do need giant cane'
 breaking news
I told you I'd be back: Arnie set for another career revival
Don't worry voters, Schwarzenegger's talking about Terminator 5
Waving an Eye-of-Sauron pulsating mock cock? STOP IMMEDIATELY
Mains-powered sex aid recalled ... Ultimate O turns into ultimate OH NO
ROBOT COW teaches Saudi kids where milk comes from
Udderly ridiculous bovine intervention is beyond the pail
At #guardiancoffee, we can now TASTE THE FUTURE through a PRISM!
I have measured out my life in espresso spoons
Google erases G8 venue from Earth: Microsoft doesn't
Cameron and chums to hold confab in empty field, apparently