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Someone had better have a quiet word with Japanese wooden building outfit Bess, which is providing fine entertainment for the English-speaking expat community with this new example from its range:

Screen grab from Bess showing the Bollox log cabin

According to our local informant "Tokyo Nosehair", Bess recently changed its name from the impressively outdoor "Big Foot", and has since been running Bollox magazine ads, much to the delight of Yanks living in the Land of the Rising Sun.

One of the company's other structures is impressively named "Wonder Device", and this might usefully be attached to a couple of Bollox to create a truly impressive erection, with enough wood to satisfy even the most demanding customer. ®

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