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War for Cybertron's varied enemy types were ripped wholesale from Halo, but at least they were varied. Here enemies come in just two types, large or small, and differ only by the number of hits required to kill them. Displaying no intelligence whatsoever, they present a challenge as one-sided as Tin Can Alley. Outside of a handful of generic boss battles, the only tactic to complicate the relentlessly attritional gunplay is a simple use of cover to recharge your overshield.

Transformers: Dark of the Moon

No, it's pronounced "Fronkensteen."

To add flesh to these skeleton mechanics, High Moon overcompensates by making wholesale changes to the Stealth Force mode. An intermediate form between robot and vehicle, Stealth Force controls like a hovercraft and carries a separate set of weapons and abilities. Transformers were already far more manoeuvrable in this form, but they're now able to soak up lots more damage and their weapons don't need reloading.

It's an imbalance the game constantly struggles with. There's rarely a compelling reason to venture away from the defensive safety and uninterrupted firepower by choosing the robot form. War for Cybertron failed to ingrain the central transforming conceit into gameplay and it's exacerbated here by the relative omnipotence of Stealth Force.

Transformers: Dark of the Moon

Feel it in my fingers

Gameplay also suffers from the change of setting. Transplanted from their vast homeworld of Cybertron to the relative confines of Earth, the Transformers undergo one final, undignified transformation into graceless, hulking behemoths. The architecture of campaign levels is just too claustrophobic for their size. While it's forgivable lumbering through nuclear bunkers and around the tall buildings of Chicago, it feels contrived when you're constantly hemmed in by cliff faces and invisible walls in the game's frequent jungle locales.

It's a welcome surprise, then, to play through the expansive maps of the on-line multiplayer. Although revisiting many of the campaign's locales, the areas are opened up to better accommodate the Transformers' size and mechanics. Verticality finally provides a reason to opt for robot form, as players jump up scenery to reach protected camping spots. And the weaponless vehicle form comes into its own, providing the speedy Scout classes with hit-and-run capabilities over the more powerful, but slower Warrior tanks.

Transformers: Dark of the Moon

'Is it cos I is black?'

It's obvious High Moon directed most of its effort into multiplayer, but it's still a far cry from War for Cybertron's offering. It's fun while it lasts, thanks mainly to the improved mechanical balancing and a comprehensive, if familiar, set of loadouts, perks and killstreaks. But the movie tie-in curse of constrained development is once again all too apparent and its playset of just five maps and three modes all too slim to provide real appeal or longevity.

Verdict

Technologically an embarrassment, Dark of the Moon is flawed, perfunctory and utterly devoid of vitality or personality. While that's par for the course with movie tie-in games, it's no less disappointing that the golden future hinted at by War for Cyberton has been so quickly transformed by this lumpen, leaden mess. Finally, a game worse than Duke Nukem Forever. ®

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Transformers: Dark of the Moon

Transformers: Dark of the Moon

No disguises - one for the robots or the heavily wired. Available on PS3 (tested) and Xbox 360.
Price: £40 RRP

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