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"no word on pricing yet"

Don't bother. They could not pay me enough to even stand near one, let alone drive it.

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Re: German technology

I was staggered by the Countryman - some lass in my street has one. It is the first car that's more ugly than the Fiat Multipla.

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<Puke>

FFS, somebody find the bastard who designed the window lines aft of the doors and beat him to death with an old crankshaft before he draws anything else!

That really is an ugly POS, but those windows are the squirt of putrid diarrhoea on the steaming turd....

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