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Griffin Window Mount

Griffin Window Mount in-car phone holder

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From the title I had hoped

That this would be a Nick Griffin BNP window mount in car phone holder. Presumably with a picture of the queen on it, several union jacks and a Spitfire being flown by a Polish Pilot.

A proper Nick Griffin phone holder would presumably also prevent you phoning anyone not genetically proven English and be able to automatically spurt racial abuse down the phone at Indian call centres for you. What a labour saving device that would be for the red-necked nationalist retard market!

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