Original URL: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2011/05/13/chelsea_charms_charms/
164XXX jubs shake Middle England
Chelsea Charms' charms fail to charm This Morning viewers
Posted in Bootnotes, 13th May 2011 15:06 GMT
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NSFW The Sun has got itself into a right tizz [1] over the 164XXX jubs of one Chelsea Charms [2] (link NSFW), whose humungous Bulgarian airbags were thrust into the faces of innocent kiddies yesterday on ITV's This Morning.
The offending chesticles - dubbed Itsy and Bitsy by "big breast adult performer" and "America's huge boob sweetheart" Charms - didn't much impress some of the modest burghers of Middle England.
Having copped an eyeful of Charms discussing her melons with This Morning host Phillip Schofield - who agreeably lifted a couple of real melons to demonstrate the awesome mass of mammaries on show - they rushed down to the show's Facebook page [3] to express their disgust.
"Furious" mum Paula Rogowski thundered: "Can't believe you had this woman on your show - it's a disgrace. It's meant to be daytime TV, not a porno. My son was off school sick today and he was disgusted."
Emma Allen fulminated: "It is a disgrace as a role model to children."
Charms' charms are apparently constructed from polypropylene - a substance now banned for breast augmentations. She's unrepentant about her gargantuan gazongas, and told This Morning: "My body is my business - Some people think I'm a freak, but I wouldn't have it any other way." ®