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Kate Middleton's sis Pippa has been offered a juicy $5m to get her kit off for "just one explicit scene" in a porn movie.

The 27-year-old's impressive display at the recent royal nuptials attracted the attention of Vivid Entertainment's Steven Hirsch, who wrote: "As far as I was concerned, you were the star of the recent Royal Wedding. As I watched a broadcast of the event, I couldn't help but think that with your beauty and attitude, you could be an enormously successful adult star. This week, after seeing photos of you having a great time at a party, I decided to offer you a role in one of our upcoming movies."

According to the Hollywood Reporter, Ms Middleton can select the partner of her choice for her smut debut. Prince Harry's participation would certainly be an eye-opener, especially if he agreed to don his Nazi uniform.

Sadly, we fear Pippa will decline the chance for grumble flick fame. We'd advise Hirsch to get in touch with Sarah Ferguson, who we gather is a bit strapped for cash. ®

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