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Video Duke Nukem 3D's Shrinker weapon returns in DK Forever - with comic results. Nuff said.

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I'm thinking we need a where's the "Duke Nukem angle" icon

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Sir

Did that say June 14th? This year?? I think I just peed.

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Yes, imperfect

But the humour looks good (loved the alien grabbing his shin) and if it's entertaining to play, who cares about perfection in graphics and physics.

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RE: RE: Yes, imperfect

I'm assuming your idea of a "perfect game" is one where you just get to brag about the framerates your "uber-rig" gets you? Some of us actually enjoy a game for more than just correct physics, some of us even turn down graphic detail or other effects even if we don't need to, just in the hope of getting a few more frags in multiplayer mode. I'd much rather have a humourous and enjoyable game than a perfectly boring game. The old DN3D used 2D sprites when other competing titles used proper 3D, but DN3D was so much more fun to play and wiped the floor with the competition in sales. Hence the following and hence the reason so many of us are waiting for DNF. It would seem you probably just aren't sick enough for the Duke. Probably best you go back to Tetris.

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Re: Sir

With laughter?

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