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Original URL: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2011/04/08/google_bonuses_tied_to_social_media/

Larry Page to Google staff: Your bonus is tied to Facebook envy

Social media strategy at the point of a gun

By Richard Chirgwin

Posted in Financial News, 8th April 2011 05:00 GMT

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Larry Page has worked out who at Google is responsible for its long string of failures in the social media space: everybody. Page is tying a proverbial lamb chop around the neck of its new social thingy, "Google +1 [1]", in the hope that the dogs will pay it some attention.

According to Business Insider [2], Chocolate Factory boss Larry Page has made 25 per cent of staff bonuses contingent on social media success in 2011. The company-wide memo was sent on Friday.

Employees – including those with no involvement in the company’s social media products – must test them and provide feedback, the memo reportedly said.

The memo also reportedly demands employees to adopt a kind of Amway model, pushing social media services onto family and friends in case it can hit upon a product that doesn’t suck [3], doesn’t blow off its potential customers with privacy invasions [4], and doesn’t raise howls of laughter [5] among media and reviewers. ®