Original URL: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2011/03/25/world_maps/
Online world maps rub jubs against todgers
Just how big, and how long?
Posted in Bootnotes, 25th March 2011 11:53 GMT
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It's Friday, and since you're all sitting around on your backsides waiting to head off to the pub, here's a challenge to fill a couple of dreary hours: just what interesting scientific conclusions can we draw from a comparison of the two following maps of breast size [1] and penis length [2] worldwide?
Before beginning your analysis of the data, please note that the average jub in Venezuela is a D-cup - a figure artificially boosted by the widespread abuse in Chavezlandia of the Bulgarian airbag [5].
The Venezuelans also rate as highly talented in the trouser department, which leads us to suspect they're either a) lying or b) at the cutting edge of todger-enhancement tech. You decide... ®