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Romanian television personality Simona Suhoi, aka Simona Sensual, has firmly fingered her Bulgarian airbags as the cause of a serious affront to local traffic laws.

Ms Suhoi was pulled by traffic cops in Bucharest last week, and asked to explain why she was driving while her licence was suspended following a recent accident.

She duly informed officers that a breast implant emergency had forced her take to the road. She later elaborated in a statement: "I admit I shouldn't have driven the car but I had no other choice. You see, I was having terrible pains in the chest, I think it was because of these brand new breast implants.

"I tried to get a taxi but they were all busy so I jumped into the car and dashed for the clinic. I mean, what was I supposed to do?"

Suhoi faces a possible five years in jail for driving without the proper paperwork. She has pledged to fight the charge. The fate of her troublesome Bulgarian airbags is unknown. ®

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Here's the highly talented Simona Sensual on Romanian telly:

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