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Trailer trash?

NSFW Here's a trailer for the highly anticipated Duke Nukem Forever.

The title says it all really. NSFW? Perhaps… but it is Friday.

The game contains strong violence, sex, nudity, bad language and drug references. No surprise then that the BBFC gave it an 18 rating earlier this week.

Sounds like the recipe for a thrilling experience. Duke Nukem Forever gets released in the UK on 6 May. Bitchin'. ®

Disappointment

It's already flooding with disappointment now. It looks like any other FPS from the video?

This is like being told, INDEED santa exists but he's an employee of Coca-Cola and a convicted rapist. But he exists. It was much better to just dream of a mythical figure you know didn't exist.

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Out of odd curiosity...

...I went onto Penny Arcade and searched for their earliest comic about Duke Nukem: Forever.

http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/1999/11/3/

1999. Nice.

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You

want to touch it....don't you?

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Chinese Democracy

Hardly a fair comparison. That Rose's latest warbling is predictable, repetative, unimginative, formulaic and just plain shit is up there on the surprise scale with the sun having risen this morning. DNF on the other hand could, after all the wait, be good.

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Milking

The main twitter account associated with DNF posted no less than 4 pictures of "Dukes Throne" at (If I recall correctly) PAX East. This had a lot to do with the fact that the throne was flanked by two models dressed as school girls. The ability of this to capture the attention of people too young to buy it isn't lost on me. But still, a bit of information thrown in here and there would have been useful.

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