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One for monarchists - and male strippers, seemingly

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Tasteless Tech The last time royals wedded, the acme in patriotic tat were cups and saucers. This year, monarchy mavens will be able to spend their recession-eroded salaries on an even more diverse array of memorabilia - such as this Gold Union Jack Smartphone Pouch from case maker Proporta.

Yes, it does sound like a male stripper's smalls.

And, made from from real leather, apparently, it looks like one too.

Royal Pouch

To avoid copyright issues, Proporta has cunningly kept the royal couple off the 20 quid accessory, so you could always reserve it for that Spice Girls 17th anniversary bash you've been invited to. ®

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