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Product Round-up Christmas time is here and we all know what that means: family feuds, nativity plays, decorative trees and brussel sprouts. Such are the joys of commercialised religion.

But while you worry about where the gift money will come from, there's no need to worry about what you're gonna get. We've put together a selection of what's available for tech-heads.

Amazon Kindle

Turn a new page this year by never turning an actual page again with the Amazon Kindle.

The latest third-gen Kindle has a 6in E-ink Pearl screen with improved contrast and crisper fonts. 4GB storage should be enough for a whopping supply of content which can be picked up over its Wi-Fi connection.

Although it only handles Amazon's proprietary AZW format, Mobipocket and PDF, we still reckon the Kindle remains one of the better e-book readers out there, and at just £109, it's a steal.

An ideal gift for the avid book worm.

Amazon Kindle 3

GiftPrice £109
More Info Amazon

Cisco Flip Mino HD 8GB

These devices are everywhere right now and may be a good gift for the budding film maker. Compact designs, easy to use and for an HD camera, very low cost.

Be warned though, although high in resolution, the lenses, sensors and image processors are still no match for more expensive HD cameras, so don't expect to make a blockbuster just yet.

The Flip Mino HD remains one such option, records at 720p HD and can be picked up pretty cheap if you shop around.

Flip Mino HD

GiftPrice £180
More Info Cisco Flip

Next page: Interactive T-Shirts

English to Wrench translation ...

"I instantly though car maintenance."

Eh? Let's break this down ...

"Would have saved lifting a head"

Pulling a cylinder head ...

"when I had a passenger"

Non-driver's side (not a bike, then ...) ...

"back"

Towards the rear of the frame ... Not a transverse engine.

"inlet cam sproket"

Intake valve's cam gear's chain/belt ...

"jump"

Belt, then ...

"last year to check valves"

You looked at 'em? With a fucking low-end TV camera? Me, I usually get all measury & shit ... There is a reason that feeler gauges and degree wheels were invented, you know ...

"all 6"

Six passenger-side intake valves? So either a V-12 or a V-6 with dual intake valves per cylinder, then? With a timing belt, not a chain? Some things make you want to go "hmmmmm".

"were fine."

Possibly true, even though your timing belt had stretched enough to jump a tooth ... but surely you had an inkling that you had to do some serious mechanical work on your engine, thanks to the sudden performance hit? No wrench I know would need a video camera to diagnose this kind of failure ...

"Moral is alway use new stretch bolts."

Not certain where the stretch of a bolt comes in in this kind of scenario ... Torque, yes, but stretch? In valve gear? Maybe you have some kind of prototype desmodromic system that I've never worked on ...

"Boffin pic. because fitting cam timing belts is at that level!"

Ah. I see. You are not a wrench. I'd insert a "fail pic", but icons are for AOLers ...

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good timing

Some great ideas here, shame it's too late to buy any of them before Xmas now...

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Great timing

Yup, December 22nd is the perfect time to be posting articles on christmas gifts, most of which are available only online, or which will be sold out in stores, in the middle of the worst post-affecting weather I can remember. Classy timing, here. Very clever.

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RE: passenger back inlet cam sproket jump

STOP MAKING UP WORDS!

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Only if you have a laptop, and it is small enough.

I instantly though car maintenance.

Would have saved lifting a head when I had a passenger back inlet cam sproket jump last year to check valves, all 6 were fine.

Moral is alway use new stretch bolts.

Boffin pic. because fitting cam timing belts is at that level!

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