Mexico mounts ROBOTIC ALIEN INVASION of US back yard
Illegal alien, that is
In what might be - but one has to say almost certainly isn't - the opening move of a gutsy yet doomed invasion campaign, a Mexican robotic surveillance drone has crashlanded in an American back yard.
According to the El Paso Times, the rogue machine came down "from a third of a mile to a half-mile inside the United States":
The crash occurred after sunset on Tuesday in the yard of a house on Craddock Drive near Yarbrough and the César Chávez Border Highway.
Reportedly the drone was an "Orbiter Mini" type, manufactured by Israeli firm Aeronautics Defense Systems and sold to the Mexican federales in 2009.
The incident was dealt with from the US side by the Department of Homeland Security, which told ordinary cops that the robot invasion was none of their business.
"We were told it was not a police matter," El Paso detective Mike Baranyay informed the Times.
US federal operatives apparently took the machine to the border and returned it to the Mexicans. The North American Aerospace Defence Command refused to comment, referring all questions to the DHS. ®
It was not a "robotic surveillance drone"
It was Mexican Airplane Released Into Atmosphere
Oh it is part of a failed invasion alright
The greys are still trapped there, one of them managed to get access to a "smart"*- phone and used it to hack this, crack that and utilise the backdoor of the other to get access to the drone.
Now, the drone will only work for Abrahamic masters, being part of the Zionist machine, so its complex nanobot worm-code logic bomb security devices caused it to self-destruct, except that its powerful nuclear self destruct mechanism was subverted by the greys.
This led to the inevitable crash. The "Smart"-phone owner was killed and replaced by a terminator and the grey is even now being electro-schlocked as punishment.
Everytime you use a computer, thank the greys whose technology we stole.
The truth is out there (it's certainly not in this comment anyway).
I wanted to use black helicopter, alien, terminator and big brother icons, but I can only choose one. Xenu, I choose you! (The greys are Scientologists too)
*Oh the hubris of humanity.
It's Roswell all over again.
And why does my tinfoil hat smell of roast turkey?