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NSFW God alone knows what rotund gobshite Rush Limbaugh will make of it, but we suspect CNN editors will be wishing they'd never been born after they get the Excellence in Broadcasting treatment for this outrage:

CNN website grab showing gay campaigning badges, one with male member

A shaken Bootnotes department has added a handy arrow demonstrating just where Limbaugh should look for evidence that CNN is punting hot and hard gay action to innocent Americans.

We have no doubt this is part of the sinister "homosexual agenda" exposed by Eugene Delgaudio and ultimately destined to see all God-fearing Yanks bent over a TSA table with their golf pants round their quivering ankles. ®

Bootnote

Thanks to Andy Brodie for the tip-off.

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And the words

"gay todger" aren't sufficient?

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From what little one sees...

...looks like a todger. Can't really tell if it's gay or straight. Oh, you mean there's no difference?

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RE: Mat Child

He was a pro gay rights politician who fought for us to have equal protection under the law and was murdered for it.

His name was Harvey Milk, so that explains the badges.

And the crossed out 8s are no to Prop 8, the California proposal to ban gay marriage unconstitutionally, which then passed thanks to Mormons from other states funding the Proposition 8 campaign and Religious zealots comparing homosexuality with paedophilia when collecting signatures (a subject the catholic church priests are constantly associated with).

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