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LIDL punts circular saw blades to innocent kiddies

'Great for snuggling or playing with'

Business security measures using SSL

The parents among you who reckon kids today get far too much mollycoddling are advised to proceed directly to LIDL, which evidently believes nippers need to be exposed to a little more risk.

Start here, and click the "Soft Toy" button...

LIDL navigation buttons

...and pretty soon your child can be cuddling one of these:

LIDL's soft toy page showing circular saw blades

Superb, and an extra tip of the hat for the product description. ®

Bootnote

Thanks to Andy Macdonald for the sharp tip-off.

Website security in corporate America

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