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DVD, BD retailers warn punters off non-DVD, BD Xmas gifts

Remember, a video retail association is not just for Christmas

Do not buy your loved one a digital photo frame or a digital radio if you want Christmas Day to go off smoothly.

Such is the advice offered today by, of all people, the British Video Association (BVA), after polling some 2000-odd customer.

Fifty-eight per cent of those asked hoped Santa will bring them electronic goods this Christmas, a percentage that increased to 80 per cent among yoof aged 18-24. But 31 per cent have received electronic gadgets for Christmas they never – or hardly ever – use.

As a trade organisation, BVA has an axe of its own to grind here, so it couldn't help but suggest we buy a 3D Blu-ray Disc player and/or "games consoles that let you play Blu-rays and DVDs" instead.

BVA's moral: choose gifts that will make Britain's video retailers as happy as they do your friends and family. You know it makes sense.

Gadgets to avoid - apparently - include foot spas, blenders, coffee makers, shavers, toothbrushes, Sudoku games and bread makers - all among the list of unwanted presents that respondents had received in the past.

Presumably, we'll now receive a press release from the Electronic Bread Maker Marketing Council lauding the advantages of its product as a better offering than those tedious media playback devices that will have families falling out over what to watch this Chrimble... ®

Oh dear....

"Gadgets to avoid - apparently - include foot spas, blenders, coffee makers, shavers, toothbrushes, Sudoku games and bread makers"

Shit, that's me out of ideas then.

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3D bread

If its not 3D you've probably forgotten to add the yeast.

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Breadmakers rule

Bluray players are all well and good, but they won't give you bread in 2-5 hours, ready for later that night/in the morning after having a few beers and remembering you have no bread for lunch..

Plus they let you customise your own bread

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fraud?

This is just advertising thinly disguised as research isn't it?

Isn't there an advertising watchdog or something that should be looking out for this kind of skullduggery and putting a stop to it?

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All I want for Christmas

Hey, a Blu-Ray player I can live without but you'll need to pry my bread machine out of my cold dead fingers.

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