The 99p mobile phone: What's the catch?
Carphone Warehouse started selling a mobile phone for 99p on Friday.
The handset is basic and ugly - an Alcatel 0T-209 - and you have to buy £10 Virgin Mobile PAYG credit.
And that's it? Yes, that's it: there is no catch. It really is the cheapest PAYG on the market - about £4 less than the nearest rival, according to the consumer group Which.
Who will buy this phone? One could imagine plenty of people buying the handset as a back-up, or frugal older people who "just want a phone", which they carry only when driving - in case they break down.
But no child or teenager would thank their parents if an Alcatel OT-209 arrived in the Christmas stocking.
In a press call last week, CPW boss Charles Dunston forecast booming PAYG smartphone sales for Christmas.
Entry-level smartphones start at around £60 - and in the absence of an iPhone or a BlackBerry - might pass muster with The Youth of Today.
ever met an honest salesman?
*as long as you hand over £10.99 for it
*as long as you stay under the limit
how come sales tossers are allowed to get away with such blatant lies?
It's a phone innit?
I had no idea my phone had to LOOK good as well as, well, make phone calls.
Oh, of course...
So you buy your 99p phone (with mandatory £10 credit), sling it in your glovebox for emergencies.
Six months down the line, your £10 credit will have miraculously evaporated and your phone's number will go MIA.
Unless your account has a billed event within a period of six months, the network swipes your wonga and scrubs your account. They bleat something about credit holding / banking regulations when you protest. That's how they'll make their money on this ice-lolly.