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Rooney exits Man U with a few choice words

'Later, w*nkers', according to Fox Sports

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It's a tip of the hat this morning to Fox Sports, which yesterday managed to summarise the Wayne Rooney/Manchester United spat with a choice quote from the strumpet-friendly footballing Weeble:

Fox Sports grab showing Rooney declaring "Later, wankers"

Of course, we don't really think young Wayne said that to Alex Ferguson and the Man U management - he probably got his agent to do it while he hid in some lap-dancing club, safe from the legendary wrath of the exploding Scotsman. ®

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Another tip of the hat to Tim Cuthill, for the tip-off.

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But Fox would have their work cut out to explain Wayne Rooney, Alex Ferguson, Manchester United, wankers, and indeed football, using short words that won't upset their god-fearing, trailer-park friendly audience.

For one of those, the explanation is that wankers and Fox are pretty much synonymous.

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Somebody call the Pulitzer people

"strumpet-friendly footballing Weeble"

Brilliant, just brilliant!

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Anonymous Coward

You don't realize

"Just because you don't agree with Fox News readers doesn't mean they're all incredibly stupid."

Remember. We have the internet here too. We can watch Fox too. We know how utterly fucking hateful, retarded and full of outright lies it is. We know it is a political mouthpiece for one of the most abhorrent people on this planet.

If you feel differently, then ... well ... sorry .... but you're stupid; legally, clinically and terminally.

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