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Rooney exits Man U with a few choice words

'Later, w*nkers', according to Fox Sports

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It's a tip of the hat this morning to Fox Sports, which yesterday managed to summarise the Wayne Rooney/Manchester United spat with a choice quote from the strumpet-friendly footballing Weeble:

Fox Sports grab showing Rooney declaring "Later, wankers"

Of course, we don't really think young Wayne said that to Alex Ferguson and the Man U management - he probably got his agent to do it while he hid in some lap-dancing club, safe from the legendary wrath of the exploding Scotsman. ®

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Another tip of the hat to Tim Cuthill, for the tip-off.

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