Trek fans served Enterprise-grade pastry slicer
Boldly cuts where no pizza cutter has cut before
Captains log. Stardate 100929.5. Gadget specialist ThinkGeek has announced the Star Trek Pizza Cutter.
Officially license, this all-metal device mimics the original USS Enterprise, but cuts through margheritas, chicken supremes, meat feasts et al as easily as the original warped through space.
Set the crusters to warp cheese 5
The 4in blade becomes the ship's saucer section, while the 4.5in handle takes the form of the nacelles and generators. It doesn't come with force-field defences though and won't last long in a dishwasher - 'She canna take the suds, Cap'n'.
The Star Trek Pizza Cutter is available on ThinkGeek.com for $25 (£16) ®
Hi my names Julie and I am a tall blonde mathematics student. In my spare time I do some modelling and keep slim and fit with my pole dancing routine. In the evenings I like to chill out with pizza and beers watching old StarTrek episodes on my 600 Watt per channel home cinema system.
Send me a Pizza cutter and I will send you some photos and maybe a “dancing” video.
surely any geek/nerd who would be interested in such a thing gets all their Pizza pre-sliced before delivery?
Stick it in liquid nitrogen
then get all segmentary on its ass